Friday, February 25, 2011

Quotation Devices.

All I see on facebook is "Baby Small 'Likes'..." NO. ONE. CARES. So, in honour of how POINTLESS these "likes" are...I am going to be reviewing each one...well some. About how ridiculous they are, and WHY.
1. I dont want my boyfriend to-
break his xbox for me
forget about the female population
blow off his friends for me.
What I want him to do-
teach me how to play black ops
remember I'm his girlfriend
invite me to hang with his friends.
~THIS IS STUPID. We ALL know that a guy would absolutely never EVER like break their xbox...and would probably get so frustrated TRYING to teach a girl (with the exception of muah...) to play black ops, they'd just give up. We also know that guys wouldn't blow off their friends, or invite their girlfriend! They'd most liekly rape you? Not sure, depends what kind of friends you have going on... Ok! On to the next one, because this one is not humanly POSSIBLE.
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2. Like if you ever done...
~I'm not EVEN going to finish typing this out, because there are like 93874 of them, and I couldnt's care less, but all I have to say is, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DID. You can think that you're super fly and what not, but just remember, PEOPLE DON'T CARE, and DON'T want to know you've punched a dinosaur.
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3. Sorry sluts-L.O.V.E does not stand for.............................
...........Legs. Open. Very. Easy.
Well it doesn for them.
~I suppose it does, but do you REALLY think that sluts even think of that definition as they're doing it? Nahh. Again, no one wants to know you agree with this stupid statement. Its totally pointless.
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I'm not going to do anymore, just because on this stupid blog thingy you can't FREAKING COPY AND PASTE. (and the sites I'm looking off of are probably giving me viruses and murdering children.) Soooo, thanks for reading my ranting and such...BABY SMALL IS A BABY!
~itsbabysmalls.

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